IT'S KEEROME'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! (but it's a SURPRISE! ssshhh...)
Saturday, February 5, 2011
8:30pm - 11:30pm
SECRETELY starting at Docksiders and pillaging (not so secretely) through the City of Hamilton
More Info ATTENTION: This is a >>>SURPRISE <<< pub-crawl
1) The first rule of Surprise Pub-Crawl is, you do not talk about Surprise Pub-Crawl.
2) The second rule of Surprise Pub-Crawl is, you DO NOT TALK about Surprise Pub-Crawl!!!
...This COVERT event is so SECRETIVE and DEVIOUS in its nature, I almost can't even tell you about it...
THE PLAN IS SIMPLE: meet in Docksiders @ 8:30pm...
..sssssshhhhhhhhh.....
Having been MANIPULATED through specific CLANDESTINE actions, the intended 'TARGET' will arrive in Docksiders @ approximately 9:00pm COMPLETELY UNAWARE of the events unfolding around him.
At this point, under the guise of innocent bar patrons, we will then STRIKE SURPRISE into the heart of the UNSUSPECTING birthday infidel!!!
Those are all the details I can divulge at this present time.......
----------------------------------SO LET'S HAVE IT!!!!!!!-------------------------------
*Having viewed this CLASSIFIED document, you are hereby sworn to a CODE OF SILENCE
Should you break this code, Ninja Assassins will be dispatched to your place of employment; quietly removing you much to the confusion (and amusement)of your colleagues, after which your sorry ass will never be heard from again.
